The act of sleepwalking and walking into something so hard that it wakes you up. Normally occurs when the individual walks outside, locks themselves out of the house and runs into a tree.
Man, did you hear what happened to Jacob last night? He walked outside in his boxers and hit his head on a tree. Now that's what I call a Bruns Banger!
A mysterious odor that seems to be unique to Brunswick, Georgia. The odor (whose origins remain debated) are described as a mixture of marshgas and industrial waste, with a sour undertone.
Karl Bruns is an German name usually given to Males. It is an ancient celtic word "large penis". Through scientific investigations and surveys, scientists have found that suprisingly almost every man named Karl Bruns has an above average penis length and width.
a raging lesbian with a super shiny face who is an abortion survivor, her father must have fucked a shiny object for her face to be so sparkly. She is completely oblivious to the outside world because she will only follow woman movements and news and being that woman dont do shit and our only good for getting a nut she is stuck to her girlfriend massive fat lipped pussy
" did you see the news today?"
I AM Miss.bruns AND I ONLY FOLLOW WOMAN NEWS AND WOMAN BOOBS