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A massive shit that one has to take mid-afternoon. It was named after a co-worker who would always disappear for 20-30 minutes around 2 pm everyday.
Oh shit, I have a brunson brewing.

I've got to go take a brunson.

What a massive brunson I just took.
Brunson by Super esoteric August 3, 2008
A name derived from the son of a brown haired man.(brown son)
His name was George Brunson.
Brunson by Jake Dope October 29, 2008
The act of meeting a co-workers wife for the very first time and immediately sharing every gory detail about the last business trip causing your co-worker a night of grief.

Past tense - brunsoned
Verb - brunsoning
I don’t bring my wife to work functions anymore because one time when I did I got totally brunsoned by that guy from Iowa
Brunson by 1BadBadger May 9, 2018
To party through a night with your bros, popping an Addy and refusing to tap out no matter how wrecked you are, just like Jalen Brunson never sits out a quarter.
Man, while everyone else bailed after the bars closed, Fish just Brunsoned right through to morning
Brunson by beaninvest May 18, 2024

Brunson in reverse 

Toms new favourite activity with a broom
Tom received a Brunson in reverse last night, he loved it
Brunson in reverse by LivWinn December 27, 2021

Ms Brunson 

A very sweet and charming person, who pretends to be a misanthrope but secretly loves everyone. She has an incredible brain which is not only an organic graphics calculator but also library of information (especially science) and memories. Don't mess with her because she'll never forget about it!!!
Person 1: Ms Brunson today told me to "go away"
Person 2: Yeah, she is the best. I love Ms Brunson!
Person 1: Absolutely agree!
Ms Brunson by Very Really Good January 19, 2023