by austrak October 07, 2008
the poor man's germany, often (rightfully) overlooked because is has literally nothing going for it. austrians WILL deny this, but they've always striven to be as classy as german people are, which is why they are so bitter about them. the truth is, not even their most famous "celebrity", hitler, liked it there, which is why he hightailed it outta there. austrian's will pride themselves in having spawned personalities as great as mozart and freud, but we all know freud was a creepy bastard with problems, and mozart considered germany (or what passed as germany back then) his home country. they also like to marry their own family members over there or at least have an unhealthy fixation on incest (proof: the habsburger dynasty and freud).
often mistaken for australia, since some people in america, who have no clue about countries in europe, keep mistaking it for australia
keep trying it, austria. ;)
often mistaken for australia, since some people in america, who have no clue about countries in europe, keep mistaking it for australia
keep trying it, austria. ;)
misguided dude: i was planning a trip to austria.
friend: don't even bother. go to germany instead.
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me: what do you think of austria?
person on omegle: don't you mean australia?
friend: don't even bother. go to germany instead.
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me: what do you think of austria?
person on omegle: don't you mean australia?
by no offense y'all March 11, 2014
by Mr. DoubleDee December 23, 2019
a very beautiful country in europe, famous for the ALPS and the amazing scenery, good music, fantastic food and gorgeous girls!
the best skiers are from austria! arnold schwarzenegger is too! mozart is ! sigmund freud (the sex-obsessed psychoanalysist) is ! red bull aswell! and beautiful heidis!
the best skiers are from austria! arnold schwarzenegger is too! mozart is ! sigmund freud (the sex-obsessed psychoanalysist) is ! red bull aswell! and beautiful heidis!
A: i am going to switzerland this winter!
B: are you stupid! all the cool boarders are going to austria! it´s much cooler!
B: are you stupid! all the cool boarders are going to austria! it´s much cooler!
by dr.ukulele December 07, 2005
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A relatively small mountainous country bordering italy, germany, switzerland, slovenia, hungary, slovakia and the czech republic its capital being vienna.
by mr_magicxp January 11, 2006
Today Austria is only known as the home of the famous Steyr AUG. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Adolf Hitler are considered to be its 'greatest' sons. But in fact is also a wonderful place in the alps where people like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Joseph Haydn, Franz Schubert, Sigmund Freud, Ferdinand Porsche, Erwin Schrödinger, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Karl Landsteiner and many other genius persons were born.
Most people - currently living on this planet - haven't even heard from these Austrians and so they don't know that Austria played a leading role in the development of science, culture and philosophy. Austria was also one of the first superpower states but after the First World War it shrunk to a nonsignificant spot on the globe. Because of this embarrassing fact most of the Austrians turned into misanthropic, unfriendly persons who build bombs in their basements (best known Austrian maniac is Franz Fuchs who blasted several bombs during the mid 90s) or who try to obtain world leadership (e.g. Schwarzenegger). The small but sane rest of the Austrians are hardworking people who achieved that their country developed to one of the richest countries in the world.
Capital city: Vienna
Inhabitants: 8.26 E6
Most people - currently living on this planet - haven't even heard from these Austrians and so they don't know that Austria played a leading role in the development of science, culture and philosophy. Austria was also one of the first superpower states but after the First World War it shrunk to a nonsignificant spot on the globe. Because of this embarrassing fact most of the Austrians turned into misanthropic, unfriendly persons who build bombs in their basements (best known Austrian maniac is Franz Fuchs who blasted several bombs during the mid 90s) or who try to obtain world leadership (e.g. Schwarzenegger). The small but sane rest of the Austrians are hardworking people who achieved that their country developed to one of the richest countries in the world.
Capital city: Vienna
Inhabitants: 8.26 E6
Well, once he was a real Austrian but look at him now!
Hey, face reality! You are no damned Austrian who lives in the past!
Hey, face reality! You are no damned Austrian who lives in the past!
by wrencheater June 15, 2006