bruhgetti

bruhgetti is when someone tells or does something that would make you bruh except your eating spagetti

i just experienced a bruhgetti moment

by bruhpplol October 28, 2020

brunettitude

That unique style and swagger that most blondes are too sweet to get away with, and most redheads are too spicy to pull off.

I was talking to this Brazilian woman last night, not as pretty as my ex, but bursting with brunettitude.

by 818-adjacent April 5, 2008

bruhtticus momenticus

The most powerful version of the bruh moment.

My friend: It really do be like that sometimes.
Me: This really is a bruhtticus momenticus

by Bean Yoda May 22, 2019

brunetting

Brunetting is the process of 'de-leaning,' so in essence going from being high, to being normal again. The time this process takes varies depending on how many joints you have smoked. This phrase was originally used in wanstead park by Alasdair Bain and Neil Dixon but is now more widely used.

'Holy fuck man, I am so so lean right now, I gotta brunette before I go home.....I no, we'll go somerfield then have another joint'
'FUCK ME I GOTTA BRUNETTE'
'Man brunetting's so enjoyable don't ya think?
I'm so high right now i don't no what the fuck's going on!'

by Alasdair Bain September 12, 2005

the Brunetti

to ask someone if you have seen your new beeper and when they say no, wrap your penis around the edge of your hand and show the rolled section out the top of oyur pants or shorts.(Prefferably close to the victims face)

When he claimed to have not seen my new beeper, I decided to give him a Brunetti and make him cognizant of his error.

by Playboy March 31, 2003

broghetti

An orgy involving mostly your male friends (bros), in which all of your "noodles" touch. Bonus points for sauce.

I asked my girl if I could have my bros over for broghetti, and she was down with it.

by broghettisauce July 7, 2016

bludgetting

Colloquial. Mid-level management speak to descibe the lengthy and painfull process of winnowing first draft pie-in-the-sky budget submissions down to realistic numbers.

Seasonal. Typically occurs during the last quarter of a company's financial calendar.

Honey, I wont be home until after midnight. We've got another bludgetting session with the CFO.

by jstuart January 4, 2006