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bruchgetti 

A rarity, an Italian side dish made up of bruchetta and spagetti. A snack for any time of day. A term only used by adolecent savant hipsters while out and about at the local italian hot spots. Often followed by some form of alcohol, one bruchgetti is no filler for the usual munchie bergade, so snack on a few post that BT.
Waitor, hurry up with that bruchgetti, im hungry now!

This dip sucks with no bruchgetti!

I wonder if they have bruchgetti here?

This wine would go quite swell with some bruchgetti!
bruchgetti by playswithdog July 29, 2012
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bitchgetting

The process by which one attains a bitch
Person 1: yo man, i don't know how to get with this girl i like, can you help me out?
Person 2: of course, man! you just gotta work on your bitchgetting skills. you know; smooth talking, making her feel special, telling her everything she wants to hear so that you can get with her.
Person 1: thanks! i need to brush up on my bitchgetting skills as soon as possible
Person 2: yeah, you do (as riding away with the bitch 'Person 1' likes)
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bruhgetti 

bruhgetti is when someone tells or does something that would make you bruh except your eating spagetti
i just experienced a bruhgetti moment
bruhgetti by bruhpplol October 28, 2020

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026