brunetting 

Brunetting is the process of 'de-leaning,' so in essence going from being high, to being normal again. The time this process takes varies depending on how many joints you have smoked. This phrase was originally used in wanstead park by Alasdair Bain and Neil Dixon but is now more widely used.

'Holy fuck man, I am so so lean right now, I gotta brunette before I go home.....I no, we'll go somerfield then have another joint'
'FUCK ME I GOTTA BRUNETTE'
'Man brunetting's so enjoyable don't ya think?
I'm so high right now i don't no what the fuck's going on!'

brunetting by Alasdair Bain September 12, 2005

Bretting

When you shart, piss, and puke a little at the same time.

Dude, did you just brett?

Im getting so fucked up I am bretting tonight.

Bretting by Leahcopeland July 8, 2019

brunettitude 

That unique style and swagger that most blondes are too sweet to get away with, and most redheads are too spicy to pull off.

I was talking to this Brazilian woman last night, not as pretty as my ex, but bursting with brunettitude.

brunettitude by 818-adjacent April 5, 2008

the Brunetti

to ask someone if you have seen your new beeper and when they say no, wrap your penis around the edge of your hand and show the rolled section out the top of oyur pants or shorts.(Prefferably close to the victims face)

When he claimed to have not seen my new beeper, I decided to give him a Brunetti and make him cognizant of his error.

the Brunetti by Playboy March 31, 2003

Brundretting 

tricking a highschool or otherwise young girl into anal intercourse in the back of her and/or her parents' car

So we were at that tailgate, and sam got caught brundretting that girl from the other party, she was tops 17

Brundretting by Johnny JK Lightning October 31, 2008

Bretting a joke 

Someone who ruins a perfectly good joke by either misquoting the punch-line or taking a joke seriously.

Man 1: You haven't seen your cock for days. Man 2: Probably cause it's buried in your mom. Brett: Yeah, your mom has sex with lots of people. (followed by silence)

Bretting a joke by The Beezy One March 3, 2004

bretting

Drinking a ridiculous amount of alcohol, typically whiskey, by yourself.

Jimmy had a massive hangover Saturday morning after bretting Friday night at home because none of his friends came to his party.

bretting by Dli March 19, 2014