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Brownchicken Browncow 

A joke using the bow chicka bow wow tone while saying brown chicken brown cow
What do you get when you cross a sexy brown chicken with a sexy brown cow?

Brownchicken browncow

browncoat 

1) Slang for the defeated Independent Faction who oppose the Anglo-Sino Alliance, on the show Firefly.

2) A fan of the series Firefly.
Many browncoats have been converted since the cancellation of Firefly.
browncoat by Major Davis February 27, 2004

Browntown Showdown 

A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others
"My teacher said the answer was X = 3, I disagree; it's time for a Browntown Showdown."
Browntown Showdown by bilky koors August 19, 2009

brown cow stunning 

originally coined by Monique Heart on Rupaul’s Drag Race season 10, brown cow stunning means something is extra gorgeous. extra stunning.
person one: so how was the movie?
person two: it was amazing, brown cow stunning!

Browncoat 

A rebel in the Firefly/Serenity universe ('verse). In other words, a wholly awesome person.
Sally: I'm gonna be a bumblebee for Halloween. What about you, Derek?

Derek: Browncoat.

*hordes of screaming girls*
Browncoat by Xina Serene August 20, 2011

browntown 

An informal name for the anus, mostly used in the context of having anal sex with someone ("take sb. to browntown").
We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to browntown - Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny (2006)
browntown by Amina Koyim August 13, 2011