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Alaskan Brownball 

While in the midst of a snowball fight, one hides behind their snowfort, defecates, rolls the fecal matter into a ball, and throws it into the opponents face(s).
Johnny got hit in the face by an Alaskan brownball, and all the children laughed at him.

brownball 

To walk into a bathroom and intentionally hang around to keep a shy person from shitting.
I can't go if someone else will hear it, I get totally brownballed.
brownball by iFester May 31, 2005

brownball 

When a man takes a shit and wipes forward (instead of backwards) and gets shit on his balls.
Something smells..FUCK! I think I have brownball...
brownball by Yo Momma Sucks January 12, 2008

Brownballed 

Any denial of toilet services when a bowel movement is eminent.

This can occur for any of the following reasons:
1. Bathroom stall is already occupied
2. Adjacent stall is occupied (only applies to shy B.M'rs)
3. Toilet is dirty
4. Bathroom being cleaned
5. Toilet paper empty

Brownballing CAN occur mid-session. For instance, if you're mid-way through a loaf, and someone walks into the adjacent stall and forces you to halt operations...you got Brownballed.

Note: this does not apply to SELF denial of toilet services (ie. constapation, phone calls, etc.)
"I totally had to take a dump, but when I went into the bathroom, some jackass was already in the stall! I had to leave! Totally got Brownballed!"
Brownballed by comdygas May 2, 2006

Brownball 

v. When a woman (or man) takes a shit, does not wipe, and then has anal sex using the excrement for lubrication resulting in brown, shit covered testicles.
I can't believe she let you brownball her, what a slut. That's the last time I set one of my friends up with my mom.
Brownball by Dr. Rosenpenis September 22, 2006

brownmail 

when a mexican blackmails you
Damn, Gonzalez just brownmailed me
brownmail by fuucckklyfe January 29, 2016