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Alaskan Brownball
While in the midst of a snowball fight, one hides behind their snowfort, defecates, rolls the fecal matter into a ball, and throws it into the opponents face(s).
Alaskan Brownball by Anonymous2135i020512 April 24, 2009
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Brownballed
Any denial of toilet services when a bowel movement is eminent.
This can occur for any of the following reasons:
1. Bathroom stall is already occupied
2. Adjacent stall is occupied (only applies to shy B.M'rs)
3. Toilet is dirty
4. Bathroom being cleaned
5. Toilet paper empty
Brownballing CAN occur mid-session. For instance, if you're mid-way through a loaf, and someone walks into the adjacent stall and forces you to halt operations...you got Brownballed.
Note: this does not apply to SELF denial of toilet services (ie. constapation, phone calls, etc.)
This can occur for any of the following reasons:
1. Bathroom stall is already occupied
2. Adjacent stall is occupied (only applies to shy B.M'rs)
3. Toilet is dirty
4. Bathroom being cleaned
5. Toilet paper empty
Brownballing CAN occur mid-session. For instance, if you're mid-way through a loaf, and someone walks into the adjacent stall and forces you to halt operations...you got Brownballed.
Note: this does not apply to SELF denial of toilet services (ie. constapation, phone calls, etc.)
"I totally had to take a dump, but when I went into the bathroom, some jackass was already in the stall! I had to leave! Totally got Brownballed!"
Brownballed by comdygas May 2, 2006
Brownball
v. When a woman (or man) takes a shit, does not wipe, and then has anal sex using the excrement for lubrication resulting in brown, shit covered testicles.
I can't believe she let you brownball her, what a slut. That's the last time I set one of my friends up with my mom.
Brownball by Dr. Rosenpenis September 22, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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