brownball

To walk into a bathroom and intentionally hang around to keep a shy person from shitting.

I can't go if someone else will hear it, I get totally brownballed.

by iFester May 31, 2005

brownball

When a man takes a shit and wipes forward (instead of backwards) and gets shit on his balls.

Something smells..FUCK! I think I have brownball...

by Yo Momma Sucks January 12, 2008

Brownball

v. When a woman (or man) takes a shit, does not wipe, and then has anal sex using the excrement for lubrication resulting in brown, shit covered testicles.

I can't believe she let you brownball her, what a slut. That's the last time I set one of my friends up with my mom.

by Dr. Rosenpenis September 22, 2006

Alaskan Brownball

While in the midst of a snowball fight, one hides behind their snowfort, defecates, rolls the fecal matter into a ball, and throws it into the opponents face(s).

Johnny got hit in the face by an Alaskan brownball, and all the children laughed at him.

by Anonymous2135i020512 April 24, 2009

Urrutia brownball

When one dude wipes another dudes ass with his own balls

Adams balls were all shitty after he gave some dude the Urrutia brownball

by weenis hole September 14, 2009

brownbacking

Screwing oneself with a personally influenced and recently enacted legal statute or executive order.

The Governor of Kansas was really brownbacking himself when he rescinded LGBT protections in the state.

by Joe K Smith Jr the two February 11, 2015

Brownback

When a person smears fecal matter all over another person's back for sexual enjoyment. Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who cut all funding for the arts in his state

After screwing over all the children in Kansas because now they no longer have an arts program, Governor Brownback decided to Brownback himself and masturbate.

by explodemasterkushlazer November 22, 2011