brownmale

similar to blackmale, however this would require the person to be brown, and to annoy the shit out of you till you do something they want.

Sanjiv would shut up till i gave him my shoes, but he returned them a month later, broken. he brownmaled you

by oddeo December 11, 2008

Brownhole

The result of a person (or organisation) disappearing so far up their own backside that they warp a hole in spacetime from which not even logic can escape.

I came perilously close to the event horizon of a brownhole today and frankly, I'm lucky not to be buried in a whole heap of super-dense shit.

by VliegendeSchot October 27, 2015

Brownmike

A very offensive derogatory term meaning "pussy" or a "bitch" used to ensue dares and other stupid acts.

Person 1: You wont funnel 12 beers, smoke 2 spliffs and then go racing Brownmike

Person 2: FUCK! Well even though i have way better judgment than this I'am going to do it anyway because being a Brownmike is NOT an option

by Brownmike is a Bitch January 6, 2008

Brownage

Another form of diarrhea, usually coming from the fingers on a keyboard.

That troll is having a bad case of brownage

by Ray Star January 14, 2008

brownware

Shit, fecal matter, poop
That brown stuff in the toilet.

"Damn! someone's brownware just stank up the building!"

"Hey, what you doin' in there?" -- "Downloading brownware!"

"Dude?!? There's brownware all over your yard!"

Also:

Rapid Brownware -- Quick Shit
Random Brownware -- Lumpy Diarrhea
Wild Brownware -- Yard Poop

by bear shaver October 29, 2006

Alaskan Brownball

While in the midst of a snowball fight, one hides behind their snowfort, defecates, rolls the fecal matter into a ball, and throws it into the opponents face(s).

Johnny got hit in the face by an Alaskan brownball, and all the children laughed at him.

by Anonymous2135i020512 April 24, 2009

Brownpage

To shit in a book and put it back on the library shelf in hopes that librarian will find it

Poor old Mrs. Harris got brownpaged by Juvwavin yesterday.

by infinity___ November 10, 2019