brownmale
similar to blackmale, however this would require the person to be brown, and to annoy the shit out of you till you do something they want.
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Brownhole
The result of a person (or organisation) disappearing so far up their own backside that they warp a hole in spacetime from which not even logic can escape.
I came perilously close to the event horizon of a brownhole today and frankly, I'm lucky not to be buried in a whole heap of super-dense shit.
Brownhole by VliegendeSchot October 27, 2015
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Brownmike
A very offensive derogatory term meaning "pussy" or a "bitch" used to ensue dares and other stupid acts.
Person 1: You wont funnel 12 beers, smoke 2 spliffs and then go racing Brownmike
Person 2: FUCK! Well even though i have way better judgment than this I'am going to do it anyway because being a Brownmike is NOT an option
Person 2: FUCK! Well even though i have way better judgment than this I'am going to do it anyway because being a Brownmike is NOT an option
Brownmike by Brownmike is a Bitch January 6, 2008
brownware
"Damn! someone's brownware just stank up the building!"
"Hey, what you doin' in there?" -- "Downloading brownware!"
"Dude?!? There's brownware all over your yard!"
Also:
Rapid Brownware -- Quick Shit
Random Brownware -- Lumpy Diarrhea
Wild Brownware -- Yard Poop
"Hey, what you doin' in there?" -- "Downloading brownware!"
"Dude?!? There's brownware all over your yard!"
Also:
Rapid Brownware -- Quick Shit
Random Brownware -- Lumpy Diarrhea
Wild Brownware -- Yard Poop
brownware by bear shaver October 29, 2006
Alaskan Brownball
While in the midst of a snowball fight, one hides behind their snowfort, defecates, rolls the fecal matter into a ball, and throws it into the opponents face(s).
Alaskan Brownball by Anonymous2135i020512 April 24, 2009
Brownpage
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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