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The Madrid Brothers 

The 3-year apart lightskin millionaire influencer brother duo known as ‘JetSet and TheBlondeJon’… AKA Josh King Madrid & Jon Madrid.

From Ohio and then moved to LA. Years later moved to the Inland Empire (IE) where they grew up until they graduated Paloma Valley High School and moved to the OC and LA to successfully pursue making millions as an internet celebrity.
Tommy: Look at those Instagram supermodel twins, they are smoking hot babes!

Joey Sendz: It’s not worth it bro, The Madrid Brothers already sealed that deal.

Tommy: Them too?! Damn, these buff-ass veneer wearing lightskins are studs. Not even gunna lie.

Joey Sendz: and they are rich with hella followers.

Tommy: I’m in the wrong industry. I need me some internet money.

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother 

When it seems that almost everyone already knows whatever subject you're talking about.
It was uncanny when Randy was telling a story & it seemed that everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother already knew about it!

Boothie Vision 

A special type of vision you get when you're on that boothie grind. Not to be confused with "Supervisor Vision" though. Used to spot people, objects, etc. that non-boothies could never find themselves.

Doctors are PERPLEXED about the science behind this vision. Just let them know there's levels to this thing.
Lead Boothie: "Ayo brother what's good!"
Brother: "Yo what's gucci brother! I'm just trying to find where this peanut butter goes."

Lead Boothie: *channels inner boothie vision*
Lead Boothie: "So what you wanna do is take a left at the light, go straight, pull a double U-turn, hit the nitro, time travel back 15 minutes, and you should be at the coordinates 5.650350936155358, -0.19418748836604657. The peanut butter goes there."

Brother: *questions reality*

MY Brother! 

Your brother. But not just your brother. YOUR brother! You can have many brothers, but you can only have one "MY Brother!".

Is important to not confuse "My Brother" with "MY Brother!". "My Brother" is one of your many brothers, but "MY Brother!" is YOUR brother.
Me: (to self) "I wish I had some carrots right now..."
Me: *looks at brother*
Brother: *activates Brother to Brother Connection*
Brother: "Here you go brother." *hands carrots*
Me: "MY brother! 😎👊"
MY Brother! by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021

Brother Joe 

One who has no talents or skills and relies on the welfare from a family member (usually little brother), for income, housing, and modicum of attention. These individuals refuse to work and will often mistake this welfare for personal success and attribute their misgivings to minorities.
"That bum is a total Brother Joe"

"C'mon dude he's not that bad, at least he sells cans for a living"
Brother Joe by jimboboraqio September 11, 2016

Big Sisters & Big Brothers 

Organizations that pair young kids with older "brothers" & "sisters". They spend quality time together & it makes up for not having a Mom or Dad. Great for youngsters!
{Big Sisters & Big Brothers are in practically every town & city nationwide.