person who you assume has mental disabilities due to genetic problems from being inbred, you assume they are simultaneously someone's brother and cousin.
'man that guy has been trying to push open that pull door for like 3 minutes.'
'he's a brothercousin, no doubt.'
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'