brostanks

The slightly derogatory term used to address your fellow band members.

Hey Brostanks, Alt J is playing the Filmore on 9/5 tix are $33 ea anyone up for it?

by efaz May 17, 2013

Broshank

The act of letting down a bro.

Wow, Alec totally broshanked us last night.

by OMFGitsJESUS January 26, 2011

brostalk

Like sisstalk. When you go online to find information in profiles, etc. about what's going on in your brother's life because it's easier than picking up the phone and calling him.

Jane: My brother bought a new car.
Jenn: You called him?
Jane: No, he never answers his phone. I just brostalked him.

by lbeeee June 1, 2009

Brostians

Bros that wear promise rings and constantly listen to the Jonas Bros.

Please note, you can not swim in Brostians, that would be the Broceans.

Unlike other types of bros, Brostians would never dead horse anything, not even other bros in drunken needy times.

by J R. August 11, 2009

Brostankidyasski

Something you call your bro when they stink like ass.

Guy 1: “What’s up Brostankidyasski”
Guy 2: “Bro, I don’t smell that bad”

by RJBug February 22, 2023

The Brostang

Normally referring to a 4th gen V8 mustang, but is also taking in to account the douche that is usually driving it. May also be describing a mod-ed later model mustang (turbo charged mustangs may be equipped with a 'BRO'off valve). Or the behavior of a 'normal' person once they begin driving recklessly in a mustang (they become a Bro). Bro's usually talk in the third person. Usually WAY too much car for the owner but they insist on adding more power.

Travis: Dude, I hate riding around in that Brostang!

The Bro: Hey Bro!!
Travis: Oh hey bro. How's the Brostang running?
The Bro: Good Bro, but the check engine light is on.
Travis: Oh its probably just your "BRO"2 sensor.

by allent2 June 2, 2010

brostance

The climactic action shot or scene in a movie or comic where the characters pose in a dramatic way to show that they are ready to fight and got each other's backs.

Most common with two characters (such as in buddy action-comedies), can also be seen with ensembles (such as in The Avengers).

At first they were getting their asses handed to them, but when they hit the brostance, you knew shit was about to get real.

by avian obscurities January 17, 2014