Noun - A friend/brother that likes going on bad ass adventures. Whether it be Searching for The Lost Ark, Cup of Christ or The Temple of Doom.
Broskiana Jones is a crossbreed between
Bro and Indiana Jones
Philip: Hey there Broskiana Jones, hows it going? Have you found the Lost Ark yet?
Broskiana Jones: Naa I've been down on my luck.
Philip: Come on man get your game face on!
A cute friend that you're hitting on later realizing that she is a lesbian. However, you later became her straight guy friend and she became your best friend even though you want to tap that. She is still a lesbian, she also has the qualities of looking at girls in a sexual way asking you whether that girl walking by is cute, you seem to have the same mentality of looking at cute girls and asking her whether she do her. Bromance for lesbians. Brosbians.
"Hey, how's University of Virginia treating you?"~Guy Friend.
"Hey! I haven't seen you in such a long time, *hug*, woah, you smell good." ~Lesbian friend.
"Thanks, unfortunately your my brosbians, I need to be able to attract other......." ~Guy Friend.
Hot girl walks by
"Sorry I was distracted." Guy Friend.
"I know what you mean, I'd hit that." ~Lesbian Friend.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.