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Bros that wear promise rings and constantly listen to the Jonas Bros.

Please note, you can not swim in Brostians, that would be the Broceans.
Unlike other types of bros, Brostians would never dead horse anything, not even other bros in drunken needy times.
Brostians by J R. August 11, 2009
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Bristianity

a religion made on the queen amino on April 10th 2019 in a group chat, where followers worship Lord Brisus and share memes about the members of Queen.
"Yeah, I converted from Christianity to Bristianity because let's be honest Brian needs more love".
Bristianity by KraftDinnerKid April 10, 2019

Broskiana Jones 

Noun - A friend/brother that likes going on bad ass adventures. Whether it be Searching for The Lost Ark, Cup of Christ or The Temple of Doom.

Broskiana Jones is a crossbreed between
Bro and Indiana Jones
Philip: Hey there Broskiana Jones, hows it going? Have you found the Lost Ark yet?
Broskiana Jones: Naa I've been down on my luck.
Philip: Come on man get your game face on!
The Broski version of a BFF (Best Friend Forever)

The Top Broski of All your Broskis

Your Heterosexual Soulmate
Me & My Brosinski are going to The Great Hangover Tour
Brosinski by Magic T.H. August 5, 2009

Brosbians 

A cute friend that you're hitting on later realizing that she is a lesbian. However, you later became her straight guy friend and she became your best friend even though you want to tap that. She is still a lesbian, she also has the qualities of looking at girls in a sexual way asking you whether that girl walking by is cute, you seem to have the same mentality of looking at cute girls and asking her whether she do her. Bromance for lesbians. Brosbians.
"Hey, how's University of Virginia treating you?"~Guy Friend.
"Hey! I haven't seen you in such a long time, *hug*, woah, you smell good." ~Lesbian friend.

"Thanks, unfortunately your my brosbians, I need to be able to attract other......." ~Guy Friend.

Hot girl walks by
"Sorry I was distracted." Guy Friend.

"I know what you mean, I'd hit that." ~Lesbian Friend.
Brosbians by That Way. October 18, 2011

Broskins 

A bro, friend, guy or girl.

sometimes two people. Broskin(S) = plural
Matt: Hey adam!
Adam: Yo Broskins! Sup man?

brostanks 

The slightly derogatory term used to address your fellow band members.
Hey Brostanks, Alt J is playing the Filmore on 9/5 tix are $33 ea anyone up for it?
brostanks by efaz May 17, 2013
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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