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Brosians 

Basically a group of Asians (normally Asian Americans) that can be classified as fuckboys or jocks and are polar opposites of ordinary Asian Americans. They speak in deep voice mixed with their native accent and are quite large in stature, but not that d*ck. They are normally fans of golf, football, and basketball. They often wear suits and small clothes to show off their pump from yesterday. Unlike Asian parents, they try to neglect their native country to instead spend time hooking up with some white girls and enjoy bullying fellow Asians while wearing a varsity jacket like their fellow football teams. They are the type of guys to peak in high school, party in college, and fail to success in life, therefore, being a disgrace to their whole Asian race.
Brosians are Asian jocks and fuckblhs that are polar opposite of a typical Asian American.

Unlike his Asian classmates, Jim, a Brosian, does not study at all, but instead, spends time blackmailing his fellow Asians for homework answers.

David is such a Brosian, since he likes to hang out with the football team and lock his fellow Asians in their locker.
Brosians by Shinkado May 26, 2021

Brosians 

Kickass asian friends that you have everything in common with. Preferably girls.
Today is going to be sick! I'm gonna see my brosians!
Brosians by tacoaspiffy August 15, 2010
Related Words
The Broski version of a BFF (Best Friend Forever)

The Top Broski of All your Broskis

Your Heterosexual Soulmate
Me & My Brosinski are going to The Great Hangover Tour
Brosinski by Magic T.H. August 5, 2009

Brosbians 

A cute friend that you're hitting on later realizing that she is a lesbian. However, you later became her straight guy friend and she became your best friend even though you want to tap that. She is still a lesbian, she also has the qualities of looking at girls in a sexual way asking you whether that girl walking by is cute, you seem to have the same mentality of looking at cute girls and asking her whether she do her. Bromance for lesbians. Brosbians.
"Hey, how's University of Virginia treating you?"~Guy Friend.
"Hey! I haven't seen you in such a long time, *hug*, woah, you smell good." ~Lesbian friend.

"Thanks, unfortunately your my brosbians, I need to be able to attract other......." ~Guy Friend.

Hot girl walks by
"Sorry I was distracted." Guy Friend.

"I know what you mean, I'd hit that." ~Lesbian Friend.
Brosbians by That Way. October 18, 2011
Bros that wear promise rings and constantly listen to the Jonas Bros.

Please note, you can not swim in Brostians, that would be the Broceans.
Unlike other types of bros, Brostians would never dead horse anything, not even other bros in drunken needy times.
Brostians by J R. August 11, 2009

Pierce Brosnans 

A term used to describe a joint
Will we go for a few Pierce Brosnans
Pierce Brosnans by Onion man 33 April 27, 2022
One who lives on the North-Side of Syracuse, where both blacks and asians live in harmony.
My friend Megan rents an apartment on the North-Side and told me the other day that she was surrounded by Brosians!
Brosian by Hood Dweller July 17, 2012
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