brosketeer

A broski that belongs to a smaller group of broskis within broskidom usually consisting of 3 broskis

broski 1: yo whats up
broski 2: nothin just chilling with my brosketeers

broski 1: same

by broskiman June 28, 2010

Basketeering

v. - This is the act of handing out baskets to children for them to place their personal belongings into while they go swimming at a public pool. Back in the day, (2) girls were hired to do this job for minimum wage, however the job is now terminated. The recent economic downfall was first blamed for these (2) young ladies to lose their professions, but it was eventually determined that this job deserved less than minimum wage, actually no pay at all. Basketeering still occurs today, but it is done by anyone, even the children themselves, which is why stolen property has increased 200% since 2006.

TugBoat: "I'm missing $15 from my basket, i believe somebody stole it."
Larry: "Mergum bought all the other kids $15 worth of soda this morning, i bet it was him, i'll ask."
Mergum: "No, my dad gave me $15 to take my girlfriend out to dinner."
Chrissie: "You're 10 years old, you can't even drive."
Mergum: "You guys suck at basketeering."

by HeadPoolieInCharge July 8, 2010

broskette

the feminine form of the word broski
used to define a girl who meets said categories of broski

bob: yo dude wanna have a bro chill sesh this weekend
sally: oh cool can i come?
bob: nah its BRO chill
jimmy: dude its chill shes a broskette
bob: shotgun anus!

by sh4113 March 24, 2009

Broskeeter

What u call the boys when u just chillin’

Matthew: “Can u get me a soda?”
Billy: “Sure thing broskeeter.”

by BillyMitch25 January 13, 2021

bracketeering

The should-be-illegal overuse of brackets in the written word, used by those who feel they cannot adequately convey meaning with standard punctuation.

Hey, whassup? (When i say 'whassup' i mean 'how's it going' rather than 'what's off the floor'). I'm doing good (well, not too bad) and looking forward (actually pretty keen...) to meeting you guys (and girls) soon (ish).

.....some serious bracketeering going on there.

by The Ginger Turbine September 5, 2014

boskeeter

One who trolls message boards and promotes himself viciously. May engage in or incite message board conflicts. Whores for attention.

Wow, I can't believe they didn't ban that boskeeter sooner.

by etzool June 27, 2006

boskeeter

redneck

That boskeeter just asked why slavery was outlawed , we finna throw hands.

by browgetter February 25, 2019