Bracketeer
The guy at your work who knows way too much about college basketball who tries to get you to fill out an NCAA Tournment bracket in hopes of taking your money.
Bracketeer by JasonA17 March 31, 2011
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racketeering
Operating an illegal business or scheme (a racket) in order to make a profit, perpetrated by a structured group.
racketeering by sito88 May 17, 2014
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Blanketeer
One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.
"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blanketeer."
Blanketeer by Luke and Dennis January 17, 2008
bucketeers
Bucketeers is the term used to describe the best fanbase ever that support one of the best Youtubers ever; imdontai
bucketeers by Shegrabonmydickthat'smyhandle August 7, 2017
brosketeer
A broski that belongs to a smaller group of broskis within broskidom usually consisting of 3 broskis
brosketeer by broskiman June 28, 2010
bracketception
bracketception by supavictor3 May 5, 2013
Basketeering
v. - This is the act of handing out baskets to children for them to place their personal belongings into while they go swimming at a public pool. Back in the day, (2) girls were hired to do this job for minimum wage, however the job is now terminated. The recent economic downfall was first blamed for these (2) young ladies to lose their professions, but it was eventually determined that this job deserved less than minimum wage, actually no pay at all. Basketeering still occurs today, but it is done by anyone, even the children themselves, which is why stolen property has increased 200% since 2006.
TugBoat: "I'm missing $15 from my basket, i believe somebody stole it."
Larry: "Mergum bought all the other kids $15 worth of soda this morning, i bet it was him, i'll ask."
Mergum: "No, my dad gave me $15 to take my girlfriend out to dinner."
Chrissie: "You're 10 years old, you can't even drive."
Mergum: "You guys suck at basketeering."
Larry: "Mergum bought all the other kids $15 worth of soda this morning, i bet it was him, i'll ask."
Mergum: "No, my dad gave me $15 to take my girlfriend out to dinner."
Chrissie: "You're 10 years old, you can't even drive."
Mergum: "You guys suck at basketeering."
Basketeering by HeadPoolieInCharge July 8, 2010
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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