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Grand master morman. or brons/bronson to the average tom dick n harry. This Peculiar laddy is a leet pwner or the commonly known counter strike, or cs to the nerds. He has girls shoes and wobbles his heads rather like bobo doll, he is solid^'s elder and commands all bandasville. WATCH OUT THO LADDY HE WILL DIRTY BRONSON YOU!
shh or i will dirty bronson you

'creater of all that is bronson'
brons by daniel-son June 8, 2003
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1. Brons is Dutch for Bronze.
2. A teacher at the Marnix College in Ede, The Netherlands. She speaks fluent French and always carries a briefcase. She is mostly late in class. Brons is also famous for her loads of tests and open minded reactions. Ms. Brons does not like people that do not like France, French or people that do not pay attention.
Ms. Brons got angry at Job Smeets when he got a one for the fourth time this month.
brons by Wolf of Darkness August 7, 2003
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Brons house

Another term for the silly scoop which is a place where the final boss bron defends his home by licking the spoons and harassing the foids particularly the big L stairs
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British slang for cannabis
"Pass me the bonse and i'll make one", "None for me i'm already too bonsed"
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Branshitty 

Branchshitty is a poor teacher at Brentsville District High School who hates every student who’s opinion differs from his own. He fails students regularly because he doesn’t agree with them.
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Branshitty failed me because I don’t agree with his opinions.
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Tragic Bronson

The Word Tragic Bronson was made up by Shaq to make fun of JaVale McGee as he fails a fast break. Also to make fun of other big men who fail a fast break.
Tragic Bronson Alert I repeat Tragic Bronson Alert
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Harald: Alright, here goes nothing! *chugs it all down*
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