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bronsoon 

When someone wins with no contest or when some completely devistates you.
When Jimmy plays Monopoly is an obvious bronsoon.

Wow, Mike was so rough last night in bed. It was the best bronsoon ive had in a while.
bronsoon by AndrewSless August 13, 2005
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bronsoon 

To be defeated by everyone you know. To suck at everything you do.
I better step my game up or i'll become a bronsoon.
bronsoon by clives May 12, 2008

bronsoon 

A swarm of bro's, or a large group of dudes. Generally, this swarm is heading in your general direction.
"Oh shit, dude bro man. There's a bronsoon heading right for us! Let's party with them!!!"

"Hey, check out that bronsoon. What a bunch of fags."
bronsoon by Officer Badass May 17, 2007

Tragic Bronson

The Word Tragic Bronson was made up by Shaq to make fun of JaVale McGee as he fails a fast break. Also to make fun of other big men who fail a fast break.
Tragic Bronson Alert I repeat Tragic Bronson Alert
Tragic Bronson by Taction December 17, 2017

Tragic Bronson

Tragic Bonson is a play on the name and player Earving "Magic" Johnson who is a famous basketball player and one of the greatest Point Guards of the Lakers back when they were a good team. A Tragic Bronson means a basketball player in the NBA is so bad at the game they can barely dribble the ball. It usually happens when a player has a fastbreak chance but is in shock of the current circumstance.
Tragic Bronson Alert! I repeat, Tragic Bronson Alert!
Tragic Bronson by xrazbry May 1, 2018

frosty bronson 

I'm so fucking thirsty, I need a frosty bronson.

Dirty Bronson 

The act of pooing in a sock and beating poeple about the head and face with it.
That filty whore was not giving it up so I had to give here a Dirty Bronson.
Dirty Bronson by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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