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Bromotion 

The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.
How'd you get that KM position?

Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.

Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?

He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.

bromatin 

The stuff in a man's DNA that allows him to share information surreptitiously with other males.
EXAMPLE 1:
Guy 1 to Guy 2: That was a nice space to get out in.

(intrinsically implying that in the past few moments a guy could have scratched, worked out, or rested his eyes)

Guy 2 to Guy 1; Yep.

(he's pretty much indifferent when it comes to all that stuff but agrees it could have all happened.)

Girl in the Back Seat: Are you guys talking about sex? I don't have BROMATIN like you.

EXAMPLE 2:

A lady is easily fooled into thinking a man is simple to understand, but a female can't help but be misguided due the the presence of BROMATIN on his Y chromosome.
bromatin by Ace Tea January 23, 2014

Bromotional hook-up 

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"
Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.
A mixed alcoholic beverage with a simple juice, gatorade, or whatever is in your fridge
"Dude where are you?" on the phone
"Inside making a bromoto"
"Can you make me one? i'm tryna get fucked up"
" Yeah, lemon lime gatorade? "
"for sure"
Bromoto by juj7 November 22, 2015

Bromotional

When two guys who consider eachother "bros" try to get emotional with eachother without being "gay". Getting "Bromotional" usually leads to long akward moments and even more akward man hugs.
Here is an example of two guys being bromotional:
Josh: What wrong dude, you've been acting like, bitchy all night
Jack: Me and Sarah broke up man
Josh: Oh dude. im sorry
Jack: I thought she was the one
Josh: Yeah dude, she sucked your dick
Jack: I really loved her
Josh: Dude, you always got your bros man
Jack: Yeah I know
Josh: You always got your bros, you'll go from girl to girl, but you always got your bros
Jack: I love you man
Josh: Me too, but I'm not gay
Jack: Dude, I know
Josh: Yeah, sorry
(They man hug. Josh then lightly punches Jack on the shoulder to show that he's not gay)
Bromotional by Timduckling September 24, 2007

brommotion 

Any type of commotion caused by bros. Lots of times the cause and/or result of a bro down or bro fest
Shannon: Why's there so many four loko cans and dirty polo shirts in the street?

Maggie: Who knows, must've been some kind of brommotion last night.
brommotion by T1GER7 January 2, 2012