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Brolomino 

A word that is to be used amongst the truest bros! Not to be used amongst none bros! In order to be a Brolomino you must pass the initiation which is simply a hug! The hug is only weird if you're not a Brolomino!
Bro#1: What's up, my famalam?
Bro#2: All Good, my Brolomino!

Bro#1: You're the truest bro, Bro!
Bro#2: True That, Bro!

Bro#1: Let's hug it out, Bro!
Bros#1&2: *hug*
Brolomino by President Goose December 16, 2019
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broomin' porcupines 

arousing the area above the genitals during the awkward phase between the 'sand paper' stage and the 'forest' stage.
My girlfriend usually has a full Brazilian but last night I was broomin' porcupines.
"Mom look I'm broomin"
"Shut the fuck up Timmy nobody cares and your adopted"
broomin by Bighugeman November 8, 2020

Broominated 

(v) - to be swept aside in a cold and callous fashion; usually applies to workplace incidents but can be adapted to any situation; also synonymous with ass-raping by a superior
Despite Joe's stellar performance reviews, he was Broominated in the reorg.

Man, that guy got Broominated worse than the psunami victims.
Broominated by Shawshanker August 7, 2011

cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.
With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.

corn brooming 

v. keeping the path of one's friend or boss clear of obstacles. Originally used in ice curling to indicate the action of sweeping gravel, beer bottles and other debris off the action lane where the hammer rock is flung by the harrier.

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This is my birthday party so when we get to this club I am expecting to get a lot of corn brooming from you ladies.

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Hey. Could I get a little corn brooming here? This is only an important presentation.
corn brooming by gnostic1 November 6, 2011

Brooming 

To clean a floor with a broom by removing dirt, dust, food particles, etc. Also known as sweeping.
"Where's the broom? I've got to broom the floor."

"You mean sweep the floor?"

"No! You mop with a mop, you broom with a broom! I've got to do some brooming!"
Brooming by Strawberry ShortCult October 17, 2008