bromote

When you want your bros, (including female bros #equality), to promote something, ask them to "bromote" it.

Hey Mike, can you bromote my channel?

by Sai R May 17, 2020

Television Bromote

While watching television with your bros you use the television bromote to control the tv

'Hey bro pass the television bromote, Jersey Shore is on!'

'No bro'blem broceratops'

by Brotector of the Realm May 7, 2013

Bromotion

The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.

How'd you get that KM position?

Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.

Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?

He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

Bromate

The connection between two bros who truly understand each other and have kindred spirits.

"Dude, you're awesome. You're my bromate!"

by PizK September 27, 2011

Bromosexual

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008

bromosexuality

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:

bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."

by missLyma March 13, 2009

brometer

a brometer is a measuring device used to gauge the level of one's "bro-ness"

Damn bro, your brometer must be off the charts!

by Yaegerbro June 13, 2011