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Bromoter 

Cross between bro + promoter. (as in a club promoter). Its a guy (your bro) who wants you, for inexplicable reasons, to hang with all his other buds, creating an inevitable sausage fest at the party, when girls don't show up (or they were never invited).

It can even apply to football parties, if the bromoter is going apeshit about how cool his bros are.
Man, listen to Dave talking about this guy friends. He's such a bromoter
Bromoter by Headcircus December 17, 2010
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brometer 

a brometer is a measuring device used to gauge the level of one's "bro-ness"
brometer by Yaegerbro June 13, 2011

bromoeroticism

The undeniably aura of gayness that surrounds bros, frat boys, or dudes in general that wear strong fronts of homophobia and macho-attitudes while toning their abs. In short, bromoeroticism is an obsession with male sexuality held by those who posit themselves as all-American straight men.

See bromosexual.
Adam: That guy just called me a fag for bumping into him and then slapped his friend's ass!
Andrew: Ahhh...bromoeroticism at it's finest.
bromoeroticism by p-teK August 2, 2008

bromoerotic 

When two bros are so bromantically involved that a third bro is aroused by their bromance.
"damn broski, chad and brad are looking pretty bromantic right now. that's pretty bromoerotic bro."
bromoerotic by nDaWgSkIs May 23, 2009

Bromother 

A close friend like a brother from a different mother
A: Hey, meet Chas. He is my bromother-brother from different mother!
B: Hey, Chas
Bromother by worthy1097 June 3, 2022

Television Bromote 

While watching television with your bros you use the television bromote to control the tv
'Hey bro pass the television bromote, Jersey Shore is on!'

'No bro'blem broceratops'
When you want your bros, (including female bros #equality), to promote something, ask them to "bromote" it.
Hey Mike, can you bromote my channel?
bromote by Sai R May 17, 2020