bromosity

Animosity between bros.

Woa, woa, why all the bromosity?

There was bromosity between Nathaniel and Stephen.

by Baller3005 March 1, 2017

Brobesity

When you and your bros decide to become obese together.

Cashier: welcome to Mcdonalds. How may I help you.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.

by Fatty69696969 August 14, 2012

bogosity

The degree to which something is bogus. Bogosity is measured with a bogometer; in a seminar, when a speaker says something bogus, a listener might raise his hand and say “My bogometer just triggered”. More extremely, “You just pinned my bogometer” means you just said or did something so outrageously bogus that it is off the scale, pinning the bogometer needle at the highest possible reading (one might also say “You just redlined my bogometer”). The agreed-upon unit of bogosity is the microLenat.

Bush's claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction (WMD) pegged my bogometer at 1000 microLenats, producing bogosity of Biblical proportions.

by TheBlackHandOfDeath June 15, 2011

Brotrosity

When you do something terrible to your friend.

Dude, you nailed my girlfriend, you committed a brotrosity, our bromance is over.

by Alix McQ January 12, 2009

Bropository

The act of lubing up one or more fingers and inserting them into your bro's rectum. The general principle is that if your bro goes with the flow then he is therefore a "Brosexual". If your bro molly-wops you then he could just be "bro-curious". If he chops your dick off and eats it in front of you he is "brochotic".

Bro 1: "Broheim! Why did you let Joe give you a Bropository and giggle like a school girl?"
Bro 2: "I don't know bro, I guess I could possibly be Brosexual...."
Bro 1: "You need some serious Brosistence!!"

by TexasFordRacing99 December 27, 2011

bromidity

The moisture residue that accomulates on a plastic or leather chair after a man sits down for awhile in an air conditioned room and then gets up to leave. Even though the pants are not wet, moisture manifests itself because of the difference in temperature of the cool chair and the hot.. ummm..crotch.

Brad: Have a seat in my cool office... you look hot from being outside all day.
Richie: Thanks man.
A few minutes pass..
Richie: Well, I gotta go! He stands up..
Brad: Whoa dude! That's a lot of bromidity on my chair there!
Richie: That's wierd; my pants aren't wet either!?

by BeHugeNow January 21, 2012

bogosity

Noun form of the adjective bogus. A collection of unsubstantiated or untrue assertions.

Also used in adjectival form.

His resume was a massive pile of bogosity.

The bogosity level of his thesis was staggering.

by emma February 3, 2004