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bromidity 

The moisture residue that accomulates on a plastic or leather chair after a man sits down for awhile in an air conditioned room and then gets up to leave. Even though the pants are not wet, moisture manifests itself because of the difference in temperature of the cool chair and the hot.. ummm..crotch.
Brad: Have a seat in my cool office... you look hot from being outside all day.
Richie: Thanks man.
A few minutes pass..
Richie: Well, I gotta go! He stands up..
Brad: Whoa dude! That's a lot of bromidity on my chair there!
Richie: That's wierd; my pants aren't wet either!?
bromidity by BeHugeNow January 21, 2012
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Bromidic 

The love letters that Tom writes to Jenny are awfully bromidic.
Bromidic by ecklipz99 May 10, 2011

bromeditated murder 

when a bro plans and carrys out a murder on a fellow bro
girl 1: Did you hear about Terry killing Steve?
girl 2: Oh dear, no.
girl 1: Yeah, it was bromeditated murder in the first degree.
girl 2: Oh shit, son.
bromeditated murder by brotographer September 24, 2009

Broginity 

bro gin ity
1)A man losing his backdoor v-card to a friend (bro) in order to assert dominance. Not necessarily a homoerotic display, but an establishment of roles in the relationship.
speaker 1: I heard Evan lost his broginity to John.
speaker 2: I think we're next, John's way to manly for us.
speaker 1: We don't have to like it though right?
speaker 2: No, but still it's unavoidable.
Broginity by jten June 30, 2009

Brofinity 

is a attraction to another bro, the puppy love stage of a bromance.
when you hang out with someone and consider them more then an acquaintance you enjoy their company but not quite ready to call them your friend. that is an example of brofinity
Brofinity by Josh Weitz March 23, 2010
the closeness between bros
they were in close broximity
Broximity by broloquialims September 9, 2011

Brotility Belt 

When wearing gym/running/mesh shorts with the waist low enough to see boxers/underwear, a bro is able to use the inside of his underwear to hold valuables such as cell phone and car keys. Object will be held up from falling down by waist band of shorts, and held up against body by underwear.
Dude you need to borrow a phone? I got you! Let me get it from my brotility belt.
Brotility Belt by lawofbroski October 28, 2010