An offshoot of the more traditional bonfire, a brofire is when a group of bros gather around a fire and do fun things.
Dude I'm feeling a brofire in the near future. That last one had me feeling fantastic, and I was on the verge of tears from the vibe we had going.
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When your friend starts being hostile/insulting for no apparent reason; taking their anger out on you; starting a fight over nothing.
Friend 1: Stop being such a dumbass.
Friend 2: What's with all the bro-fire man?
Friend 1: I can't believe you like watching golf, you pussy.
Friend 2: Dude, knock of the bro-fire.
Friend 1: Man, what was with Jeff last night? He was being such a dick.
Friend 2: I know! Total bro-fire all night, it was ridiculous.
Friend 2: What's with all the bro-fire man?
Friend 1: I can't believe you like watching golf, you pussy.
Friend 2: Dude, knock of the bro-fire.
Friend 1: Man, what was with Jeff last night? He was being such a dick.
Friend 2: I know! Total bro-fire all night, it was ridiculous.
by Major Broseph August 28, 2009
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Brock won at rock,paper,scissors and had to go around the room to give everyone high-fives to celebrate his success. Brock is a brofiver.
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Everything a Bro lists in one of these profiles in some way relates back to contemporary suburban schemas of what constitutes a desirable teenage male. It is absolutely imperative that the Bro makes everyone know how much he is partying, dominating in sports, having sex with lots of chicks, and not giving a shit about anything important or academic while still being a kind, easy-going, and somewhat sensitive guy.
Most of these Bros know they are tooling themselves out, but they also know that giving in to this douchery is the easiest and quickest method to secure their not-so-subtly inflated sense of self-worth. But hey, I suppose publicly selling one's soul to support this charade of intellectual and personal desecration has its perks, granted that you can find others who adopt this superficial and low image (which you can, and thus the downward spiral begins). The question is what is more haunting: the eagerness of today's youth to fulfill this stereotypical and empty persona, or the wide acceptance such individuals get from their peers that reinforces this lifestyle for indefinite future generations to come.
Everything a Bro lists in one of these profiles in some way relates back to contemporary suburban schemas of what constitutes a desirable teenage male. It is absolutely imperative that the Bro makes everyone know how much he is partying, dominating in sports, having sex with lots of chicks, and not giving a shit about anything important or academic while still being a kind, easy-going, and somewhat sensitive guy.
Most of these Bros know they are tooling themselves out, but they also know that giving in to this douchery is the easiest and quickest method to secure their not-so-subtly inflated sense of self-worth. But hey, I suppose publicly selling one's soul to support this charade of intellectual and personal desecration has its perks, granted that you can find others who adopt this superficial and low image (which you can, and thus the downward spiral begins). The question is what is more haunting: the eagerness of today's youth to fulfill this stereotypical and empty persona, or the wide acceptance such individuals get from their peers that reinforces this lifestyle for indefinite future generations to come.
Brofile: Broseph "Huge" Johnson
Activities: MAKING BANK, going 2 parties, sports, KICKIN IT, SMOKING BLUNTS, crusing in my F-150, smoking blunts WHILE cruising in my F-150, pumping iron at the gym
Interest: GIRLS, CARS, SPORTS, PARTYING, MUSIC, CHILLAXIN, FOOTBALL, THE BEACH
Music: anything but country LOL
Books: wut is a book?
About Me: I'm a chill guy who likes to relax and have a good time. I'm down to do whatever as long as it's fun. BP CHAMPION AND ZBT 4 LIFE!!!
Activities: MAKING BANK, going 2 parties, sports, KICKIN IT, SMOKING BLUNTS, crusing in my F-150, smoking blunts WHILE cruising in my F-150, pumping iron at the gym
Interest: GIRLS, CARS, SPORTS, PARTYING, MUSIC, CHILLAXIN, FOOTBALL, THE BEACH
Music: anything but country LOL
Books: wut is a book?
About Me: I'm a chill guy who likes to relax and have a good time. I'm down to do whatever as long as it's fun. BP CHAMPION AND ZBT 4 LIFE!!!
by kingofcheese February 24, 2009
Get the brofile mug.The stage that comes after a bromance. Brofriends are exceptionally close, often closer than brothers, and regularly chose each other over their girlfriends/boyfriends because they are so important to one another. Although brofriendships can occur between a male and a female and between two females, it is most common between two males.
To reach an epic level of brofriendship, the two parties must raise a child together (usually only happens when the parent is a single parent).
Brofriends are not afraid to show their closeness, which often results in them being mistaken for romantic partners. However, this relationship is fully platonic, though there are a number of epic 'brohugs' involved.
Brofriendship is a beautiful thing, and should be celebrated in society.
To reach an epic level of brofriendship, the two parties must raise a child together (usually only happens when the parent is a single parent).
Brofriends are not afraid to show their closeness, which often results in them being mistaken for romantic partners. However, this relationship is fully platonic, though there are a number of epic 'brohugs' involved.
Brofriendship is a beautiful thing, and should be celebrated in society.
Person 1: "So I heard James and Levi disappeared last night and slept in the same room. Are they together or something?"
Person 2: "Nah, they're just brofriends..."
Person 2: "Nah, they're just brofriends..."
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Being brofriends does not include any romantic implications.
Being brofriends does not include any romantic implications.
"Did you hear Derek say anything bad about Sean?"
"Of course not, they're brofriends. They're tighter than a dolphins butt"
"Of course not, they're brofriends. They're tighter than a dolphins butt"
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