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Brofile Picture 

A picture of multiple bros that each bro sets as his profile picture.
mark: i look good in this picture
jarrett: me too.
mark: lets make it our brofile picture
Brofile Picture by JarrettMark March 19, 2009

Bro-fire 

When your friend starts being hostile/insulting for no apparent reason; taking their anger out on you; starting a fight over nothing.
Friend 1: Stop being such a dumbass.
Friend 2: What's with all the bro-fire man?

Friend 1: I can't believe you like watching golf, you pussy.
Friend 2: Dude, knock of the bro-fire.

Friend 1: Man, what was with Jeff last night? He was being such a dick.
Friend 2: I know! Total bro-fire all night, it was ridiculous.
Bro-fire by Major Broseph August 28, 2009
A person who has to constantly give high fives to others over every trivial success or event. Usually male, and usually a douchedick.
Brock won at rock,paper,scissors and had to go around the room to give everyone high-fives to celebrate his success. Brock is a brofiver.
brofiver by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
A facebook/myspace profile created by your everyday, suburban middle-class Bro that contains the same generic descriptions that every dude thinks he should write.

Everything a Bro lists in one of these profiles in some way relates back to contemporary suburban schemas of what constitutes a desirable teenage male. It is absolutely imperative that the Bro makes everyone know how much he is partying, dominating in sports, having sex with lots of chicks, and not giving a shit about anything important or academic while still being a kind, easy-going, and somewhat sensitive guy.

Most of these Bros know they are tooling themselves out, but they also know that giving in to this douchery is the easiest and quickest method to secure their not-so-subtly inflated sense of self-worth. But hey, I suppose publicly selling one's soul to support this charade of intellectual and personal desecration has its perks, granted that you can find others who adopt this superficial and low image (which you can, and thus the downward spiral begins). The question is what is more haunting: the eagerness of today's youth to fulfill this stereotypical and empty persona, or the wide acceptance such individuals get from their peers that reinforces this lifestyle for indefinite future generations to come.
Brofile: Broseph "Huge" Johnson

Activities: MAKING BANK, going 2 parties, sports, KICKIN IT, SMOKING BLUNTS, crusing in my F-150, smoking blunts WHILE cruising in my F-150, pumping iron at the gym

Interest: GIRLS, CARS, SPORTS, PARTYING, MUSIC, CHILLAXIN, FOOTBALL, THE BEACH

Music: anything but country LOL

Books: wut is a book?

About Me: I'm a chill guy who likes to relax and have a good time. I'm down to do whatever as long as it's fun. BP CHAMPION AND ZBT 4 LIFE!!!
brofile by kingofcheese February 24, 2009

Brofriend 

The stage that comes after a bromance. Brofriends are exceptionally close, often closer than brothers, and regularly chose each other over their girlfriends/boyfriends because they are so important to one another. Although brofriendships can occur between a male and a female and between two females, it is most common between two males.

To reach an epic level of brofriendship, the two parties must raise a child together (usually only happens when the parent is a single parent).
Brofriends are not afraid to show their closeness, which often results in them being mistaken for romantic partners. However, this relationship is fully platonic, though there are a number of epic 'brohugs' involved.

Brofriendship is a beautiful thing, and should be celebrated in society.
Person 1: "So I heard James and Levi disappeared last night and slept in the same room. Are they together or something?"

Person 2: "Nah, they're just brofriends..."
Brofriend by Vickigail November 7, 2012

brofriend 

Two men who share special bond. The relationship between best friends and brothers. Men with such relationships usually spend an unlimited time together sharing many inside jokes and reflections on past events shared. In order to obtain such a relationship to be titled as "brofriends" both men involved must already surpass the titled of "best friends" to the point where its common to be referred to as brothers.

Being brofriends does not include any romantic implications.
"Did you hear Derek say anything bad about Sean?"
"Of course not, they're brofriends. They're tighter than a dolphins butt"
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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