The friend that takes care of you & looks out for you, always available to go out with you when required, more meaning than just bro
by Shrewmac April 13, 2015
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by Brofessor Jory June 4, 2010
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by Brofessor Mark October 4, 2016
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To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.
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We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.
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