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Broey

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Behaving in a "bro"-like manner (i.e. displaying behavior designed to appeal to other bros in an attempt to look cool).

Often associated with behavior that is a little douchey but not enough to get shutdown
"Dude. That was a broey move. That girl was totally being sweet and you just f@#$ed it up."

"I know man but I'm not into that serious sh#t. I"m just take numbers and moving on."
Broey by Seatiff March 24, 2017
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broey

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A blowie given by a bro.
Peter was sad that he broke up with his girlfriend, so me and the other bros all gave him broeys to cheer him up.
broey by HamsterDoucheBag December 29, 2010

Broey

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To be a fan of Joey Hernandez aka Joeys World Tour. Joey is Life. Joey is Love. Can I get a WOOO WOOO?!
LadyTrayce loves to suckle down on some Broey abuse.
Broey by Mcrawford March 29, 2015

Broey

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A person that is the opposite of bro. He is the target of mass teasing or bullying, especially when a Broey decides that he will finally go out. Broey refuses to drink Keystone Light with the other bros, and never gets laid.
Broey is a piece of shit.

We are going to firebomb Broey's room tonight because he is such a pussy.
Broey by TheBroCommander August 31, 2010

Broey McBroster 

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A name given to a guy who emanates the essence of a bro in its purest form. See definition of bro
Yeah, I did hear about the party Broey McBroster, but I also heard how you *didn't* do that chick, got slapped multiple times, and spent your night puking all over the 4 polos you were wearing.

brodywank 

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To masturbate awkwardly and shamefully while your spouse or significant other sits uncomfortably and watches.
We haven't had sex in months. I feel terrible, but he'll only brodywank.

He's got a huge dick, but that brodywanker will only brodywank!

Ann and Mittchell only engaged in brodywanking prior to marriage, in order to remain pure.
brodywank by pupin_the_turd October 16, 2012
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