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blocktard 

A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".
I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.
blocktard by torontobunglist January 26, 2018
Related Words

Bucktarded

Bucktarded is a unique definition to define someone who is a “bucktee” and “retarded”.
Hey you know Sameer?
Yeah I do, why ?
That man is definitely Bucktarded.
Bucktarded by Slanglover12 April 15, 2020

Brickarms 

Brickarms is a company that produces custom weapons for Lego Minifigures that is owned by Will Chapman and based out of Redmond,WA and offers 42 Weapons(Sci-Fi,WW2 and Modern),6 Weapon packs,4 custom Minifigs and much more,and thier totally Freakin' awesome!
I am going to go get some Brickarms at Brickarms.com
Brickarms by roflknife567 July 31, 2009

brocktard 

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.
Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."
brocktard by brock boy September 27, 2013

Bricksand 

Staying at a bar much much longer than intended, as if you had stepped into quicksand and became trapped, but really because you are having too much fun to want to leave.
Term originated at The Brick Bar and Grill, West Haven CT.
Joe walked into the bar at 9pm for one drink, but got bricksanded and didn't go home till 2am.
Bricksand by ScottPeter October 29, 2014
A word used to qualify a British 'person'. It is the combination of "British" and "retarded".

Britarded people often find their teeth to be disorganized and yellow.
- What's wrong with him?
- I think he's Britarded.
Britarded by Tufur February 26, 2022