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book of tard 

A book in which the deeds of the greatest retards are written. To be in the book of tard you must be one of the worlds biggest retards, regular retardation isn't retarded enough.
When the book of tard is written the name Norman shall be write large, for his were mighty deeds of retardation. You will rate a full chapter in the book of tard.
book of tard by benthrer March 23, 2008

book of tard 

The history of the George W Bush white house. Never have so many been so damaged by the massive retardation of so few.
When the book of tard is written the names Bush, and Chaney will fill several chapters.
book of tard by knowman March 26, 2008

brocktard 

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.
Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."
brocktard by brock boy September 27, 2013

Booktard 

book·tard \book-tahrd\ 1 An individual who works at a buy/sell/trade book, music or other media pawn type business, who has a major superiority complex in which they feel their beliefs and standards for incoming and outgoing trends are ALL that is law. These prototypical "hipsters", "trend starters", and "scene-setters" (almost always of the faux variety), often spend their free time in a herd of booktards, at their place of business, or accompanied by the bookmanites at a local art viewing or similar gala only to scoff if only for the sole reason to be derisive. booktards are also often referred to as bookmanites.
Dude! did you see that booktard in there? he made fun of your chucks, and his t-shirt said "I listen to bands that aren't even out yet.", what a douche.
Booktard by LevArtation February 20, 2011

Brooktard 

A man that can solo everything in fiction also he hasnever missed and
Brooktard is hot
Brooktard by Brooktard July 27, 2021

brooktard 

A walking W who is the most handsome man on earth He has also never missed And can solo fiction itself
Omg look thats brooktard he’s a Walking W and sexy asf
brooktard by Brooktard July 27, 2021