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A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig.
My braphog hit her first 4.0 on the Richter scale after I introduced wet dog food to her diet!
Braphog by qweqweqweddddd April 14, 2018
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Your best friend's son, because saying "my best friend's son" takes forever. A combination of "nephew" and "bro".
Guy: Hey little man, how's my favorite brophew doing?

Brophew: Good, my dad's best friend!
Brophew by Jonathan Caruso December 13, 2010

Brophone 

The Xbox 360 live headset. Commonly used amongst teenage boys (the bros) playing call of duty or other intense games so that they can communicate with fellow bros about their excellence in life.
While playing call of duty, Steve hooked up his brophone so that he could effectively communicate with Adam and tell him how many kills he was racking up.
Brophone by Allison G. January 10, 2009

Brophisticated

Sophisticated with a touch of "bro"
His business cards are sophisticated, yet with a touch of bro.

That outfit makes you look so brophisticated!
Brophisticated by MSanM March 24, 2010

brophobia 

Pathological fear of bros and anything bro-related. May or may not include fear of altbros, depending on the procent of bro-ness of the altbro.
Brophobia: You'll know it when you feel it.
brophobia by Shazzam!! November 1, 2009
Having way too much fun with your friends. Hanging out till all hours of the night. Getting drunk with the locals. Being dorky.
Dude, let's get Brophied!!!
or
Last weekend we got sooo Brophied!!!
Brophied by Stacy McHendrickson September 24, 2011