Brophew
Your best friend's son, because saying "my best friend's son" takes forever. A combination of "nephew" and "bro".
Brophew by Jonathan Caruso December 13, 2010
Words you can keep
brophecy
"I told you dropping out of law school to do a software startup was a better idea than wasting time at Harvard. Aren't we rolling in dough like I told you we would be all those years ago?"
"Dude, I'm sorry I ever doubted you - it was a brophecy!"
"Dude, I'm sorry I ever doubted you - it was a brophecy!"
brophecy by JimboTheAwesome April 2, 2013
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Brephew
A family relation in which someone is a brother and a nephew at the same exact time biologically: when a man has two kids with a mother and a daughter, or when a woman has two kids with a father and son; the brephew being the result of the one person and the younger generation (having the kid with the son or daughter) as related to the bruncle or aunster.
My brephew Chuck is comin' over to visit. Ma' Pa is his Gramps, and we have the same Ma. Yep', livin' in good ole Kentucky sher is fuuunn.
Brephew by fartknocker101 December 22, 2009
Brophelin
Brophelin is a drug induced by a wide spectrum of men from angst-filled teenagers, to college frat boys and to married men. Brophelin is used to get out all of the things that they couldn't normally do such as drink excessive amounts of alcohol, watch sports games, shoot pool, go to bars/strip clubs, gamble and other things that people such as nagging girlfriends, bosses, parents etc. would yell at them for.
Brophelin can also be induced virtually such as through an online video game.
Brophelin should be used at least one every two/one weeks to relieve man-craziness and inner-party. Do not exceed dosage as this can cause loss of jobs, mean ex-girlfriends and an adaption to an extremely irresponsible lifestyle.
If you forget a dose, be sure to account for it as soon as possible to decrease inner wild-side build up.
Side-effects may include:
Girlfriends never thinking you spend enough time with them.
Pictures you don't want people to see.
Drunken stupor.
Broken furniture.
Noise disturbances.
Loss of profit for either beer or things you'll regret buying later.
Brophelin can also be induced virtually such as through an online video game.
Brophelin should be used at least one every two/one weeks to relieve man-craziness and inner-party. Do not exceed dosage as this can cause loss of jobs, mean ex-girlfriends and an adaption to an extremely irresponsible lifestyle.
If you forget a dose, be sure to account for it as soon as possible to decrease inner wild-side build up.
Side-effects may include:
Girlfriends never thinking you spend enough time with them.
Pictures you don't want people to see.
Drunken stupor.
Broken furniture.
Noise disturbances.
Loss of profit for either beer or things you'll regret buying later.
Paul: Bro, you need to come over to my place! I just got fifty games for the Xbox for a hundred bucks! Please dude, I need some Brophelin right now!
Hank: I got fired from work yesterday for punching my boss. Guess I should have taken my Brophelin when I had the chance.
Tony: Brophelin overdose, dude. The nag thinks I hang out with you too much.
Hank: I got fired from work yesterday for punching my boss. Guess I should have taken my Brophelin when I had the chance.
Tony: Brophelin overdose, dude. The nag thinks I hang out with you too much.
Brophelin by OppositeDaySandwiches July 10, 2011
brophey
Gary Brothew
Gary Brothew by bringeb7 December 20, 2020
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026