brendenite

Your mothers vagina

Brendenite is tight

brendenite by Mr_americant February 6, 2014

Brendening 

standing between two people having a conversation unknowingly obstructing their view.

"hey mom dad is brendening me again"

Brendening by catlady and sellfire July 1, 2018

brendenist 

a person who is against liking brenden’s

i don’t like brenden. therefore, i am a brendenist

brendenist by too big to handle April 14, 2021

Brandonite 

A man with an extremely inflated ego who thinks he can pull any women but is often 5’7 and shorter.

Girl #1: Dude, that brandonite was all over me and made me kiss him!
Girl #2: Gross, he is such a brandonite he’s literally shorter than you.

Brandonite by giardonite August 31, 2022

Brendesie

A very jolly and lovable person. She is more likely to fall in love with person who doesn't know she existed or to a person with no interest in her. But atleast, she's beautiful.

Brendesie is beautiful hahahahaha

Brendesie by Mingyu's April 17, 2022

Brennanite

Brennanite is an exceedingly rare and highly sought after igneous rock that many believe not to exist. Its identifiable features include an internal glow that suggests it may never have or never fully will cool. It is believed to be the finest grained igneous rock out their, which, in direct contrast to its effervescent glow, suggests it must cool impossibly quick to achieve such a structure. The one known sample is believed to be kept locked in the forbidden 3rd floor of the Fulton building at the University of Dundee. Folklore has it that at least 3 students have attempted to sneak up there to find it, only to never return.

Wholly Moly! Is that a bit of Brennanite you've got in your rock display case?? I'll give you all of my life savings and my soul just to hold it.

Brennanite by Dr. Andy Sight April 16, 2026