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Brennanite

Brennanite is an exceedingly rare and highly sought after igneous rock that many believe not to exist. Its identifiable features include an internal glow that suggests it may never have or never fully will cool. It is believed to be the finest grained igneous rock out their, which, in direct contrast to its effervescent glow, suggests it must cool impossibly quick to achieve such a structure. The one known sample is believed to be kept locked in the forbidden 3rd floor of the Fulton building at the University of Dundee. Folklore has it that at least 3 students have attempted to sneak up there to find it, only to never return.
Wholly Moly! Is that a bit of Brennanite you've got in your rock display case?? I'll give you all of my life savings and my soul just to hold it.
Brennanite by Dr. Andy Sight April 16, 2026
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Brennanize 

named for Dr Temperance Brennan, a character on the hit TV show "Bones".

To Brennanize is to explain a simple thing in large words, hence making the explanation over-complicated.
Guy 1: Seamus Finnigan has an execeptional proclivity to pyrotechnics.

Guy 2: Dude, don't brennanize! Just say he's good at making stuff go 'BOOM!'
Brennanize by doctorrdonna July 19, 2011

brennanation

1. Speeding
2.An act or instance of going top speed.
3. Act of going over top speed with turbos/nitros
I was arrested for a brennanation because I was driving top speed
brennanation by 5'1"Racer March 16, 2004

Brennansexual 

A man that likes women but is heavily attracted to blokes named Brennan and want to have sexual intercourse with them
I now identify as brennansexual after seeing him
Brennansexual by Jakob berke October 6, 2021

brennanate 

1. to go top speed, to rush
2. to leave really quick
1. Race car drivers can brennanate 200mph.
2. I have no time, gotta brennanate
brennanate by PS2-64 April 16, 2006

brennanate 

pronounced: BREN a nate

to rush, go faster than normal, especially when using turbos or afterburners
My car was really brennanating when I used that turbo.
brennanate by 5'1' Racer April 16, 2006

brennanate 

1. to go faster than top speed by drafting, using turbos, etc.
2. to beat the crap out of someone in a race
I just installed some new turbos. I'm gonna brennanate tonight.
Lets race, I'm gonna brennanate your ass
brennanate by Turbo_Boost April 16, 2006