breastitution

Noun. Settlement compensation that is blown at a gentlemen’s club

B: I heard that Ttam finally got his restitution from that hit and run that totaled his bike. What kind of bike did he buy?

G: Yeah, but he didn’t by a bike that was a breastitution check. He cashed it in for a fat wad of singles and made it rain at the club all night long.

by Mike Herman April 26, 2008

breastimation

A estimation, often influenced by inebriation or equal mental hinderance, of a woman's observed bra size from a male perspective. Often used/found in places like college bars, night clubs, gentleman's clubs, etc.

"My breastimations could have been inaccurate, it was dark."

by Nate Metheny July 31, 2008

Breastimation

Estimating the qualities of a woman's breast, in size, shape and elasticity.

Two guys are in a bar and one says, "Hey dude! Check out her twins... What do you think?". The second guy says, " Well, in my breastimation they are heavenly!".

by AdGuy January 17, 2015

Breastination

When you have arrived at your chosen breastaurant.

Hey bro, what's the breastination for tonight?

by De Lorean February 3, 2017

Bronstitution

Bronstitution is the written document that contains all the bro codes. This is also an app that can be found on Google play store. The app makes it easy for bros to be kept up to date with the universal bro codes

Michael: "Yo Kelvin, how In the hell do you always remember all the bro codes?"
Kelvin: "that's because I have the Bronstitution app you fool!"

by Pharaoh Gervito May 24, 2016

Breastination

The final stop on the way to the breasts, usually on a 3rd date.

Sophie and I were having a good time at the movies, when the idea of a breastination came into my head.

by backotruck December 18, 2012

Brostitution

: A male belonging to the YOLO demographic being forced to sell their body to support their freewheeling lifestyle.

: A bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.

"Dude, we're out of cash and stranded in Nicaragua! We're going to have to turn to brostitution!"

"Bro, being a ski bum isn't really working out. I think I'm going to go back to school and get into corporate brostitution like everyone else."

by Tillibum May 13, 2014