Bronstitution is the written document that contains all the bro codes. This is also an app that can be found on Google play store. The app makes it easy for bros to be kept up to date with the universal bro codes
Michael: "Yo Kelvin, how In the hell do you always remember all the bro codes?"
Kelvin: "that's because I have the Bronstitution app you fool!"
Kelvin: "that's because I have the Bronstitution app you fool!"
by Pharaoh Gervito May 24, 2016
Get the Bronstitution mug.B: I heard that Ttam finally got his restitution from that hit and run that totaled his bike. What kind of bike did he buy?
G: Yeah, but he didn’t by a bike that was a breastitution check. He cashed it in for a fat wad of singles and made it rain at the club all night long.
G: Yeah, but he didn’t by a bike that was a breastitution check. He cashed it in for a fat wad of singles and made it rain at the club all night long.
by Mike Herman April 26, 2008
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: A male belonging to the YOLO demographic being forced to sell their body to support their freewheeling lifestyle.
: A bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.
: A bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.
"Dude, we're out of cash and stranded in Nicaragua! We're going to have to turn to brostitution!"
"Bro, being a ski bum isn't really working out. I think I'm going to go back to school and get into corporate brostitution like everyone else."
"Bro, being a ski bum isn't really working out. I think I'm going to go back to school and get into corporate brostitution like everyone else."
by Tillibum May 13, 2014
Get the Brostitution mug.Lizzy wanted me to come out but so did Jimmy so I picked Jimmy being a loyal brostitute, sticking to the law of brostitution.
by Naomi.nt July 7, 2017
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