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Breastimation 

Estimating the qualities of a woman's breast, in size, shape and elasticity.
Two guys are in a bar and one says, "Hey dude! Check out her twins... What do you think?". The second guy says, " Well, in my breastimation they are heavenly!".
Breastimation by AdGuy January 17, 2015

Breastpirationitis 

A health coniditon in which the glands located in the frontal part of the chest are overly active resutling in extremem boobial perspiration
Dude 1:Did you see the host of so you think you can dance canada?
Dude 2:Who the girl ?
Dude 1:Yea!
Dude 2:what about her?
Dude 1:she had massive Breastpirationitis
Breastpirationitis by payasitoboni August 25, 2009

breastation 

Nipple, the station of which a breast is around.

Chelsie says:
Urm it's like a train station and a train goes into the station and the nipple is the train and the boob is the station
ALSO
Plantation is where seeds are planted to create plants and a nipple is like planted to create a boob.
Lol I saw your breastation.

breastitution 

Noun. Settlement compensation that is blown at a gentlemen’s club
B: I heard that Ttam finally got his restitution from that hit and run that totaled his bike. What kind of bike did he buy?

G: Yeah, but he didn’t by a bike that was a breastitution check. He cashed it in for a fat wad of singles and made it rain at the club all night long.
breastitution by Mike Herman April 26, 2008

Breastination

When you have arrived at your chosen breastaurant.
Hey bro, what's the breastination for tonight?
Breastination by De Lorean February 3, 2017

breastoration 

When an older woman gets breast enhansment in hopes of restoring her youthful look, similar to car restoration.
Chris: Did you check out that old hag on the chopper?

Jessica: You mean the one with the "breastoration"
breastoration by cousin jessie September 30, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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