breastilations

A more proper term for titillation, to get your tits all excited. Turkey's done!

"Wow, the new Ryan Gosling poster got all the ladies in breastilations."

breastilations by Grandpa Murphy April 18, 2016

breastimation 

A estimation, often influenced by inebriation or equal mental hinderance, of a woman's observed bra size from a male perspective. Often used/found in places like college bars, night clubs, gentleman's clubs, etc.

"My breastimations could have been inaccurate, it was dark."

breastimation by Nate Metheny July 31, 2008

Breastimation 

Estimating the qualities of a woman's breast, in size, shape and elasticity.

Two guys are in a bar and one says, "Hey dude! Check out her twins... What do you think?". The second guy says, " Well, in my breastimation they are heavenly!".

Breastimation by AdGuy January 17, 2015

Breastination

When you have arrived at your chosen breastaurant.

Hey bro, what's the breastination for tonight?

Breastination by De Lorean February 3, 2017

Breastination

The final stop on the way to the breasts, usually on a 3rd date.

Sophie and I were having a good time at the movies, when the idea of a breastination came into my head.

Breastination by backotruck December 18, 2012