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breastibules 

A colloquial term, used primarily in mens lockerrooms, for the female breasts, of the larger variety. Thought to be a cunning linquistic derivative of 'vestibules'
Did you see that woman who just walked by?....of a set of breastibules. I would love to see her naked.
breastibules by LaughingAloud January 1, 2009

Beastitude 

Noun - Of or relating to levels of beast mode; the quantitative summation of a person's beast mode.
Why were you in beast mode so long? Because I do what I want. Plus, my beastitude is too high not to always be in beast mode.
Beastitude by BigDaddyScoot July 1, 2010

Breastitude 

The amplitude of a wamen's bouncing breasts.
Arthur - "Did you see how that babes tits were bouncing"
Gerald - "Yeah man, she had a large breastitude for sure"

Breastiquette 

The correct manners regarding how people conduct themselves around a woman's boobs.
Charles' bad breastiquette got him disgusting glares from the girls around him.
Breastiquette by Shile4444 August 6, 2009

Brostitute 

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.
I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526
Brostitute by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

Breastimate 

Verb: To look at a girl's tits and guess what cup size she is

Noun: A guess of a girl's cup size
Person 1: Dude her tits are huge!

Person 2: I know right! I think she's a C cup, but that's just a breastimate
Breastimate by CammyCakes999 July 17, 2012