breastitute

A woman with breasts who allows another person, with breasts or otherwise, to touch, snuggle, slurp, or do some other act with her busom. For payment. The dirty slut!

Dude, Kelly is totally letting Brian feel her up. That lavacious Breastitute!

by Anne willl let you touch her for money April 4, 2006

breastibules

A colloquial term, used primarily in mens lockerrooms, for the female breasts, of the larger variety. Thought to be a cunning linquistic derivative of 'vestibules'

Did you see that woman who just walked by?....of a set of breastibules. I would love to see her naked.

by LaughingAloud January 1, 2009

Beastitude

Noun - Of or relating to levels of beast mode; the quantitative summation of a person's beast mode.

Why were you in beast mode so long? Because I do what I want. Plus, my beastitude is too high not to always be in beast mode.

by BigDaddyScoot July 1, 2010

Breastitude

The amplitude of a wamen's bouncing breasts.

Arthur - "Did you see how that babes tits were bouncing"
Gerald - "Yeah man, she had a large breastitude for sure"

by TeeeeeeeeeeJaaaaaaaaaay October 24, 2018

Breastiquette

The correct manners regarding how people conduct themselves around a woman's boobs.

Charles' bad breastiquette got him disgusting glares from the girls around him.

by Shile4444 August 6, 2009

Brostitute

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.

I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526

by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

Breastimate

Verb: To look at a girl's tits and guess what cup size she is

Noun: A guess of a girl's cup size

Person 1: Dude her tits are huge!

Person 2: I know right! I think she's a C cup, but that's just a breastimate

by CammyCakes999 July 17, 2012