Brewstitute
"Seth is about to go home with that cougar. She's been feeding him beers all night."
"Yeah, he's such a brewstitute!"
"Yeah, he's such a brewstitute!"
Brewstitute by Bearded ginger October 10, 2018
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Breastitude
Arthur - "Did you see how that babes tits were bouncing"
Gerald - "Yeah man, she had a large breastitude for sure"
Gerald - "Yeah man, she had a large breastitude for sure"
Breastitude by TeeeeeeeeeeJaaaaaaaaaay October 24, 2018
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Brostitute
Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.
From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth
This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.
From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth
This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.
I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'
See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526
See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526
Brostitute by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010
breastitute
A woman with breasts who allows another person, with breasts or otherwise, to touch, snuggle, slurp, or do some other act with her busom. For payment. The dirty slut!
breastitute by Anne willl let you touch her for money April 4, 2006
brostitute
A freind who says "I'll be your best freind if..." alot. He is bassically selling his freindship for money.
brostitute by TTT of Your Face February 9, 2010
brahstitute
brahstitute by elmo(they'll Know what i mean April 22, 2010
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"