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Lavisciouss

To be laviscious is to exhibit certain unattractive character traits including cruelty, manipulation, double standards and being a big fat meanie. It does not take much to trigger this characteristic in these nasty individuals, just being happy and having fun should do it. A laviscious person will move outside the law and stalk you (especially if you are attractive to them), hax your tech (hax ikr) and listen to your private conversations but usually will only do this to the vulnerable such as women, children and gay moms. These narcissistic folk tend to have equally morally bankrupt 'friends' and will stop at nothing to hurt people who exhibit 'weakness' such as being kind, helpful or angelic. Lavisciousness includes a perchance for poorly written creative writing and the making up of very nonsensical stories about themselves and their lonely, boring lives. You would be forgiven for sitting on the fence, being Switzerland or hedging your bets when the lies and corruption begin out of intuition or self defense. One must never give money to a lavisciouss person, remaining pennywise is advised at all times as is wearing your sexiest camo print and push up bra to avoid detection. Always sing to a lavisciouss person, especially when they are stalking you at Funday Friday, they love it.
You lavisciouss piece of crap, I want to fk you so hard but i'm not sure if your peepee works?

Tonee decided to hurt Angel because she was kind and seemed to care about people.

That lavisciouss arse drives a Hon(d)a.

What is a full stop? Asked the lavisciouss inmate of his ghetto neighbour.

The boss is lavisciouss, its time to leave.

I'm leaving the lavisciouss individuals for the Gods to sort out. Tata!
Lavisciouss by missmewhen March 6, 2018
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adj: possessing glorious and savage-like qualities
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ligacious 

serpentine, one who is especially cunning or shrewd, especially in conversation. One who has a way with words that can confuse you into agreeing to do something stupid.
Man, Bob sure is ligacious. We started off talking about birth control, and by the end of the conversation he had convinced me to have sex with him.
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labacious 

(1) Adjective
Resembling the labia or the female genitalia.

(2) Adjective
Hot; sensuous; foxy; attractive; sexy
(1) She slowly licked at the dripping juices of the delicious, labacious fig.

(2) Angelina Jolie is one labacious lady.
labacious by JordanaAnna January 6, 2009
adj. of or relating to Jeremy Lin.
adj. the quality of being a cold-blooded basketball assassin
adj. describing someone who thrives under pressure
The way he stroked that trey was straight up linacious.
linacious by chmwolverine April 8, 2012

latavious 

Someone who has a large penis and is really good at sex
Damn is that Latavious
latavious by Baby Skittles January 14, 2017
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