Breastiquette

The correct manners regarding how people conduct themselves around a woman's boobs.

Charles' bad breastiquette got him disgusting glares from the girls around him.

by Shile4444 August 6, 2009

breadiquette

The rules regarding the courteous handling of bread, especially at a restaurant or dinner party where a loaf is being shared.

Did you see how John used his bare hands to grab the loaf of French bread at one end and tear a giant hunk off the other end for himself? He has no sense of breadiquette!

by Hammond Cheese December 6, 2009

Brettiquette

a polite and empathic way of dealing with others, as characterised by courtesy, attention to detail, reverence, respect, and occasional awed crying at trivial aspects of a person or place. Brettiquette can be displayed in everything from chivalry at the workplace to sparkly-eyed delight at the history in someone's wrinkles. It is usually accompanied by wine and a glowing face.

'That girl's so thoughtful, she's really displayed a lot of Brettiquette today.'
'Better put this guy to bed, his Brettiquette's making him way too emotional.'

by cavenugs August 21, 2013