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Adjective for scrawny, unkept, stinky, unhygienic. Slang word originated from Missouri.
Hey, Joshua stop being brausch…
brausch by UnknownTheyThem April 19, 2022
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A very good person
Brausch is a very good person.
brausch by anonymous April 19, 2022
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bausched 

the repetition of a story so many times that those immediately around you are able to repeat it verbatim, including your own embellishments, thus making the story become epic whether its legend worthy or not.
Cory bausched up his days playing club football where he "averaged 6 sacks a game" and "once blocked a punt with the opposing team's guard" .
bausched by AgentPantz February 26, 2008

Braunschweig 

BRUNSH-vik

A game of skill and tactics named after a town in the federal state of Lower Saxony, Germany. Invented as a form of entertainment for people under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol, the game has a rich history and is a commonly played game during Oktoberfest.

Rules of the Game:
-The game is divided into rounds, with one person being eliminated after each round.
-Every competitor must line up on a wall or fence at the beginning of each round
-A certain landmark is chosen as the "Braunschpole"
-Once the round has started, players are free to move around, but as soon as one person has made any contact with the "Braunschpole", all must get back to the starting wall as fast as possible
-The object of the game is to avoid being the last person to get back to the wall, as this person will be eliminated.

Officials
Because of the drunken nature of Braunschweig, rowdiness is encouraged, however is become essential to appoint a moderator for Brunschweig matches who can resolve drunken disputes and prevent any competitor from engaging in conduct that will get them arrested

-The referee of Braunschweig is referred to as the "Braunschführer"
-At the beginning of the game, the most sober person present is appointed to be the Braunschführer
The Braunschführer has absolute power, no one is to question the ruling of the Braunschführer, as the penalty for doing so is being publicly iced
Ludwig, Wolfgang, and Paul got really smashed on the weekend and had an epic game of Braunschweig
an ugly stuck up whore who thinks she's amazing because she's rich and flirts with every guy she meets.
Mike: Dude did you see that snotty bitch back there?

Dave: Yeah, she's a total Braasch.
braasch by anthonyyyy May 6, 2011
A name used in referring to the alcoholic beverage commonly referred to by the average American as "beer" or a "cold one"
Person 1: "Hey man, would you mind passing me a bruschi while you are accomodating yourself to a bruschi?"

Person 2: "Sure thing buddy! One bruschi, coming your way!"
Bruschi by Z- Unit May 27, 2009

Shit Bruschetta 

Like a shit sandwich but, due to cost cutting and non caring management, you only get one bit of bread.
Despite working hard, the boss delivered another shit Bruschetta
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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