Definitions by Dougietwoshoes

Dawn Chorus 

The gargling of sperm in the morning.

We fucked all night and she finished me off with a Dawn Chorus

Dawn Chorus by Dougietwoshoes March 10, 2018

Shit Bruschetta 

Like a shit sandwich but, due to cost cutting and non caring management, you only get one bit of bread.

Despite working hard, the boss delivered another shit Bruschetta

Shit Bruschetta by Dougietwoshoes May 14, 2017