Shit Bruschetta

Like a shit sandwich but, due to cost cutting and non caring management, you only get one bit of bread.
Despite working hard, the boss delivered another shit Bruschetta
by Dougietwoshoes May 13, 2017
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Dawn Chorus

The gargling of sperm in the morning.
We fucked all night and she finished me off with a Dawn Chorus
by Dougietwoshoes March 10, 2018
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