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DAS GEILSTEN WESEN AUF DER GANZEN WELT.
(Meistens weiblich)
Sie ist wunderschön, intelligent, fürsorglich, niedlich, kuschelig und flauschig, nett, geil, hot🌚, sexy, kann gut Knutschflecke machen, ist die Prinzessin der Nacht, kann gut ficki. Sie ist einfach wundervoll.

Und Leute #Muffinbausch ist real. ♡
Bauschi gehört Muffin.

Bauschi ist toll.

YAA
bauschi by Mapfin January 2, 2017
Words you can keep

bausched 

the repetition of a story so many times that those immediately around you are able to repeat it verbatim, including your own embellishments, thus making the story become epic whether its legend worthy or not.
Cory bausched up his days playing club football where he "averaged 6 sacks a game" and "once blocked a punt with the opposing team's guard" .
bausched by AgentPantz February 26, 2008
Related Words
A name used in referring to the alcoholic beverage commonly referred to by the average American as "beer" or a "cold one"
Person 1: "Hey man, would you mind passing me a bruschi while you are accomodating yourself to a bruschi?"

Person 2: "Sure thing buddy! One bruschi, coming your way!"
Bruschi by Z- Unit May 27, 2009

basschick 

The best female bassist and best Desert Combat player ever, who often owns a disgruntled~llama.
Wow, look at that basschick go, thats skill dude.

bausched 

The act of having your flight delayed by a mind-boggling combination of weather, act of god, flight crew timing out, plane maintenance, etc... This happens to you no matter how well you plan or pray for easy travel.
When trying to fly home from a job interview in Washington D.C., Roy was bausched as his flight was delayed by lightly falling snow (less than 1/2 inch), then a storm system stopped another plane from reaching Washington to fly him home, and finally his flight crew timed out on the Tarmac. The airline was completely unapologetic.
bausched by FBomb07 January 10, 2009

Buschin' it

The act of getting drunk off/drinking Busch or Busch light in large quantities.
Rick: "What were you up to last night?"
Joe: "Oh not much. Me and my roommate were Buschin' it with a few girls from our building."
Buschin' it by underpar247 October 18, 2009

Tedy Bruschi

Tedy Bruschi by Diggity Monkeez June 19, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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