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when you get in trouble by a sports coach
You got bausched when you scrooged around at practice yesterday.
bausch by Shannon Adams July 22, 2008
Words you can keep
" going bausch means going too far"
" yo dude, what did you do last night?"

" i was going bausch last night i was wasted af"
Bausch by lucashamming November 6, 2018

Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb 

Losing one or more contact lenses in dooty water from having your head shoved in the toilet after performing a blumpkin.
Katie had to get new contacts after her man gave her a Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb.

busch power 

Busch Power is when you are fully hydrated and have Busch Beer flowing through your veins. This phenomenon only occurs in the city of Sault Ste. Marie ON, Canada.
Cole: Boys I've got the Busch flowing through me right now... BUSCH POWER BABY!!
busch power by Bitchell SmellaVadella December 15, 2017

Buschwhacked 

When you order a case of Busch from someone and they come back with Busch regular when you obviously ordered Busch Light.
When Justin walked in and Andy saw those gold tops we all knew we had been Buschwhacked.
Buschwhacked by Tropcopter March 14, 2010

busch beer 

Budweiser's inbred little brother, Busch is the official beer of the homeless & rednecks across the united states. Designed to be cheap & get you piss drunk. Goes great with hunting, NASCAR, beating your wife or staggering in and out of traffic with a cardboard sign.
"Aw hell Billy Ray is hitting his wife on the porch again."
"Of course he is bro its Sunday, don't you see that 30pk of Busch beer next to his banjo?"
busch beer by TheBeerMaster October 8, 2013

bausched 

the repetition of a story so many times that those immediately around you are able to repeat it verbatim, including your own embellishments, thus making the story become epic whether its legend worthy or not.
Cory bausched up his days playing club football where he "averaged 6 sacks a game" and "once blocked a punt with the opposing team's guard" .
bausched by AgentPantz February 26, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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