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bruschetta 

(noun) (pronounce Broo-shett-a) - a best friend (usually a female) who turns his or her back on you. A friend who is very close to you and then ends all contact and makes no effort to be close friends. Reasons for noncontact are unexplaned and result from boyfriend/girlfriends, immoral activity, or even hermitude.
-"Wow! We used to be best friends in high school, now we're in college and I never hear from her."
-"She's such a bruschetta"

-"I saw my bruschetta at the dinning hall today"

-"We're such good friends, I don't want us to ever become Bruschetta's"

Bruschetta Bout It Burger 

A special burger from Bob's Burgers: A bruschetta burger!!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Bruschetta Bout It Burger, you should try it!"

Shit Bruschetta 

Like a shit sandwich but, due to cost cutting and non caring management, you only get one bit of bread.
Despite working hard, the boss delivered another shit Bruschetta

Kelsey de Bruschetta 

Absolute semen hungry slut, who is into scat and golden showers.
Man you really like your piss mono, your like a Kelsey de Bruschetta

buschette 

Someone who abuses alcohol, drugs, and other substances at the expense of someone else. Usually a relative or close friend. Prescription pills, meth, or weed are the preferred substances
That fucking buschette came over and smoked all my meth
buschette by idea57 September 28, 2013

brvschett 

It's a disgusting Instagram artist that smells bad
You can call someone brvschett if they smell the worst and they are bad
It's kinda like an insult
Justin bieber : what smells bad more than broccoli?
Barack Obama : totally brvschett, I hate them
Justin bieber:oh my, me too, let's get married
Barack Obama : yes PLEASE

and they get married
brvschett by brvschett November 21, 2021
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