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bratney spears 

A slang term for someone who exhibits behavior like Britney Spears when she was in her 'walking into a bathroom without shoes' and 'leaving baby to bounce around in the car' - stage.
Mother 1: "Look at Chanel's mother!"
Mother 2: "She is SUCH a Bratney Spears!"
bratney spears by miiiiiim~ August 29, 2009
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Britney Spears 

American National Treasure.
Britney Spears along freedom, bacon and pancakes are the most precious national treasures!
Britney Spears by PopGuru August 24, 2015

britney spears 

a badass bitch who needs to be free!! #freebritney btw
she’s worked so hard for what she has to only get it taken away from her by her “team” and her dumbass father jamie spears. she loves her children, she loves her friends and family (mostly), and she LOVES her fans!! she is a woman who absolutely needs her life back and we’ll (the b army) keep fighting for it!! this shouldn’t be a debate, it’s a life we’re talking about and it’s the legendary ms britney spears for god damn sake! let our queen b go and let her live!!
#FREEBRITNEYJEANSPEARSNOW !!!!

we love you and are fighting for you brit <3
britney spears

did you see britney’s latest post on instagram?
oh yea um she’s not well rn.

Britney Spears 

The most unproblematic celebrity you will ever meet. She is very beautiful and very kind.
Gemma: Wow have you seen Britney Spears new Instagram post?

Ellie: Yeah I have she looks absolutely gorgeous.

Gemma: I know right!

Britney Spears 

A singer that asks people to hit her
Britney Spears: hit me baby one more time
Man: ok *slap*
Britney Spears: ow I’m calling the police
Man: what? You just told me to hit you...

britney spears circa 1999 

Explaining Britney Spears around 1999 when she was popular / skinny / hot etc.
your gonna look soo hot like Britney Spears circa 1999

Britney Spears circa 2007 

In contrast to Britney Spears circa 1999, a testament to just how far downhill someone can go in eight years.
I'd much rather look at pictures of Britney Spears circa 1999 than Britney Spears circa 2007.
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