braquetit

the act of slapping a guys pec until it is as big as his girlfriends tit.

Fantasia braquetited her boyfriends pec until it was as swollen as her tits!

by Jillian Brookes May 24, 2008

Bracketitis

Affliction where you constantly check you NCAA tournament bracket to see how you are doing in your pool.

I have Bracketitis so bad I tell my wife I am looking at porn so she does not think less of me.

by Fatrazmo April 7, 2011

charcoal briquette

"Black person". Derogatory term for black people. Is often used by racist people.

-Don't call me nigga!
+Okay then what do you want me to call you, "charcoal briquette"?

by The Benighted April 27, 2016

Charcoal Briquette Lint-licker

A very dark-skinned black man who is very intelligent, however, he is usually inebriated and goes on and on in a heated discussion, in which he interjects corny but hilarious comments that have nothing to do with the topic of the discussion causing the deterioration of braincells in the people involved with the discussion. Direct contact with this individual is restricted to only highly trained individuals that have experience with this type of phyli-shitical mental attacks. PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS INDIVIDUAL WILL CAUSE MENTAL FATIGUE AND IN SOME CASES PSYCHOSIS. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. This man is usually named Andre or Dre.

I went over to see my friend at their house, but the charcoal Briquette lint-licker wouldn't shut up. So in order for me to keep my sanity, I left.

by 1403huerita May 5, 2017

baquette

An amazing person that is gorgeous wonderful and just truly a work of art to all people or that you just misspelt baguette 🥖

“Omg is that a baquette?”

“Don’t you mean baguette”

“No look in the urban dictionary you canker blossom”

by Baquette February 7, 2022