A very dark-skinned black man who is very intelligent, however, he is usually
inebriated and goes on and on in a heated discussion, in which he interjects corny but hilarious comments that have
nothing to do with the topic of the discussion causing the deterioration of braincells in the people involved with the discussion. Direct contact with this
individual is restricted to only highly trained individuals that have experience with this type of phyli-shitical mental attacks. PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS INDIVIDUAL WILL CAUSE MENTAL FATIGUE AND IN SOME CASES PSYCHOSIS. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. This man is usually named Andre or Dre.