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braning

Looking away while important things are going on.

Braning can sometimes be warging to other places, animals, or times. It can also simply be navigating to places other than where crucial events are taking place.
Sorry boss, I was braning there for a second. What are the earth shattering organizational changes you were talking about that will impact our bottom line?
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Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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Brannigan's law

Brannigan's Law states that one cannot interfere with an undeveloped planet..
"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast"
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Los Braingeles

They use starfish for money!
by Danin April 22, 2004
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zap brannigan

Zap Brannigan is the captain of the Nimbus in the show Futurama. He is cocky, narcissistic, and desperately in love with Leela (or just wants to sleep with her). None of the main characters can really stand him and his sad attempts to look like a hero. He can, at times, be unprofessional, ignorant, wanting of attention, inappropriate, and sexist (but of course, that's what makes him Zap).
Zap brannigan:"Now you're now officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you."

Leela:"Zap, last night was a mistake."

Zap brannigan:"A sexy mistake."
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Barning

A feeling of passion and love for Auburn University (AL). Usually a feeling possed by Auburn fans (Barners). Barning is also commonly felt by a majority of sports fans after Auburn wins the Iron Bowl.
The entire country was barning after Auburn's Kick Six victory over Alabama.
by Barner Bruce April 26, 2020
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Disco Braking

The act of constantly placing your foot on and off the brake pedal whilst driving a motor vehicle. Commonly used by people who cannot drive or are lost. A sign of hesitant driving.

Disco braking can be influenced by the weather with an increase seen during periods of rain and snow.
"If that car in front keeps disco braking I'm going to drive straight in to the back of the fucker!
by CityTiger April 29, 2009
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